OH MY G0D!

Check this crap out!

Forget that he has only been in office for a little over 60 days now, so most people have not decided if he deserves thanks or not anymore..

There are, however, some good entries in it, like this:

 FRI MARCH 27, 08:53 AM

By Dave Oviatt

in Grand RApids

I thank Obama because ... his far left socialist agenda is igniting people to action so that the next president will be a Republican. No more "false HOPE", "loose CHANGE", and bad ideas !!!! America was founded upon freedom, not socialism.

FRI MARCH 27, 07:38 AM

By John Jakley

in Fort Wayne

I thank Obama because ...
I will now have the government decide how much money I can work for, where I can invest my money, what my themostat is set at, and when I shouldn't get health care anymore because it's to costly. I also don't need to know what the consitution means, because the government will do what ever it needs to make things better for the serfs that it's creating. After all, serfs don't need the troubles that freedoms that they can't fully understand.

These people make me feel much, much better. Most of the posts on that site scare the sh*t out of me.  I was going to post something until the site asked me to register, and way too much info was required, so I skipped.

So here is my Message:

I thank Obama because ...

I get to be on the opposite side this time, and show you the respect, understanding and patience your followers showed your predecessor. Only you have already earned it. Ours will be thoughtfull and accurate. Not hate filled and irrational.

Hat Tip: Lindasog

Internet Shenanigans:

Try this:

I have only tried it so far in IE 8, but I have found this very interesting:

Type www.obamasucks.com in the address bar:

And then you get this:

Try this yourself.

At least who ever did this cannot spell Barack!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

I am not Irish, but my lovely wife is.

Here are some funnies for today:

LETTER FROM THE BOSS.....

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, and I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

This was emailed to me, and I loved it: 

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS SO WELL PUT I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!!   IF HE EVER RUNS OR ANY OFFICE, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
 

OUTSTANDING.

Dear American  liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
   
We have stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.  I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.  Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms.  We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. 
That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.  After that, it should be relatively easy!  Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.  You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.  Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.  You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.  You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. 
We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.  We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. 

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine, and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.  You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.  When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.  You are welcome to Islam, Scientology,
Humanism and Shirley McClain.  You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.  

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.  You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. 

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.  We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.  We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem.   I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World.  

We'll practice trickle-down economics, and you can give trickle-up poverty your best shot. 
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. 

Would you agree to this? 

If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. 

In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. 

Sincerely,  John J. Wall
Law Student and an American 

P.S.
Also, please  take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.

 

DJIA since Election Day:DJIA since Coronation:

'It's only your life savings'

Rick Moran

Jennifer Rubin writing at Commentary takes the president to task for his cavalier attitude toward the destruction of wealth his policies are causing.

Here's the president telling Americans who have invested in the stock market to suck it up and stayout of his way :

What I’m looking at is not the day-to-day gyrations of the stock market, but the long-term ability for the United States and the entire world economy to regain its footing. And, you know, the stock market is sort of like a tracking poll in politics. You know, it bobs up and down day to day. And if you spend all your time worrying about that, then you’re probably going to get the long-term strategy wrong.

How dishonest is that? Rubin:

To be clear: there is no bobbing here. It is sinking like a stone. And unlike polls the markets are "real" in the sense that they are tied to real money, real earnings, and real economic behavior. His glib waive of the hand - too busy to worry about the market because he's busy remaking society - is the perfect example of precisely what this administration is getting wrong. Unless the administration starts focusing on the wealth destruction underway now, there won't be much of the American economy left to reinvent. Nor will there be many voters left to support a president who's not all that interested in the destruction of their life-savings.

In a related rant, CNBC's Jim Cramer took a strap to the president's backside:

Until the Obama administration starts listening, until they start paying attention to what you're watching, to the stock market, until they realize that their agenda is destroying the life savings of millions of Americans, then all I can give you is caution. ... I just want some sign that Obama realizes the market is totally falling apart. And that his agenda has a big hand in that happening. 

I have written before that it is appearing more and more probable that Obama sees economic recovery as a secondary goal, that his real agenda is remaking America into a liberal paradise in the midst of a severe recession - even if those policies exacerbate the downturn.

I would say that ordinarily, this would be a sure sign of megalomania and perhaps even madness. But in Obama's case, we have to start worrying whether there isn't some kind of messianic impulse driving him - and us - off a cliff. His sky high approval ratings, an adoring media, millions of citizens who view him as more than human, - pretty heady stuff for a former community organizer and non-entity state senator.

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